Today I learned that I cannot draw Khajiit.
Also, that momentary pang of guilt that I used to get when stealing from good-natured people has started to wane because SHINIES
Though if you are mean to Fi’kran she will break into your house and steal everything that isn’t nailed down because fuck you.

Today I learned that I cannot draw Khajiit.

Also, that momentary pang of guilt that I used to get when stealing from good-natured people has started to wane because SHINIES

Though if you are mean to Fi’kran she will break into your house and steal everything that isn’t nailed down because fuck you.

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dhdingo:

capricious-little-demon:

ttmlpseizhsfmaohgod:

dudethatsmyfandom:

vardaesque:

t-w-e-r-k-t-a-s-t-i-c:

Before you listen to this, I must warn you this is one of the best things you will listen to in your whole entire fucking life.

Viva la Viral 

“Viva la Vida” - Coldplay,
“When You Were Young” - The Killers, 
“Because of You” - Kelly Clarkson,
“Livin’ on a Prayer” - Bon Jovi,
“Walking on a Dream” - Empire of the Sun,
“Starlight” - Muse 
“All of Your Love” - Hellogoodbye

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ITS HURTS ME OW I SHOULDNT OF LISTENED OW GODS OW

YES

Ladies and gentlemen: a 4-Chord Song mashup.

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TitleViva La Viral

bettydice said: yasssss FIFI steal all dem things, leave nothing behind!!!!!!!!!! she shouldn’t join any side and instead steal everyone’s underpants so they are too confused for war /drunk tumblring

lollll what are you drinking? XD

What’s that? I haven’t spammed you with pics of my new Khajiit thief playthrough yet? ALLOW ME TO REMEDY THAT. WITH PICTURE CAPTIONS.

Meet Fi’kran~ Mainly uses dual weapons and a bow. She’s on no one’s side in the war (though might later grudgingly join the Legion since they’re more well-funded and look like the winners; also cuz I’ve already done a Stormcloak playthrough with Sinly). She even built a house, which I forgot to do with Sinly. And she just adopted a Khajiit daughter (thank you, modders). She’s been sticking mostly to random quests rather than exploring, and usually hops her lazy ass on a carriage rather than track down cities (as opposed to Sinly, who walked just about everywhere to explore). She joined the Thieves Guild fairly early on and is just about to wrap up the skeleton key quest.

She’s been stealing pretty much anything valuable and/or shiny that isn’t nailed down, and has gotten quite good at it.

And she takes a goblet or tankard as a trophy from every house she robs and keeps them in a little pile in her house. This was my sister’s lunatic idea.

commanderlola:

GET ON THESE DEALS IF YOU HAVEN’T PLAYED THESE GAMES YET.

YOOO

Personal recs: Mass Effect (OBVIOUSLY), Dragon Age 2 (*stares meaningfully at sister*), KoA: Reckoning (they don’t advertise it, really, like a lot of games w/ the option, but you CAN play a woman)

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can I add achievements for DA2 as well because of reasons

captainallegra:

Mirror Mirror - Went back to the Mirror of Transformation at LEAST 5 times.

Oh Na Na (What’s My Name?) - Frantically searched baby naming sites because you used all the good ones during DA:O

Friendship is Magic - Selectively brought people around until you locked in friendship with everyone

Well This is Awkward - Politely turned down Anders

I DIDN’T MEAN TO - Reloaded so that you wouldn’t kill Merrill’s clan

You Tried Star - Tried to romance someone else but then your fave

Eyyyyyyy - Finagled it so you could have sex with Isabela, Fenris, Anders, AND Merrill

Fuck This I Quit - Grudgingly picked a side at the end of the game despite wanting to strangle everyone

MUHRDUHR - Spoke along during Sebastian’s Greatest Lines

Apostitutes! - Spoke along during Isabela’s Greatest Lines

Storyteller - Let’s face it, you know most of the banter by heart, you could dub this game

Cool Story Bro - Continuously earned rivalry points with Carver despite trying REALLY HARD TO PLEASE HIM

What Do You Mean I Can’t Save Her - Completed “All That Remains”

istg i am going to grab Brynjolf and Karliah by their hoods and smash their heads together.

"Look, a cave full of falmer. We can fight through or sneak past. Your choice."

Spiffy. We’ll sneak; there’s a lot of tough ones here. Let’s go, assholes.

My khajiit: *flawlessly slips through the room*

Idiot ~master thieves~: *are so slow/are hindered by their complete inability to jump down off ledges that they trigger the whole room*

FUCK YA BOTH

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tamorapierce:

lamardeuse:

johanirae:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Protesters are angry about these strange negotiations to release protesters. What kind of practice is this?

September 28th

When police start using terrorist hijacker tactics… WTF

Wow. The DoJ needs to come in and start that whole fucking police force all over again, from the ground up.

If people who weren’t wearing uniforms were doing this it would be criminal.  It should be criminal.  When bank robbers do this, it’s still criminal.  WHAT THE FUCK IS THE WHITE HOUSE DOING ABOUT THIS?

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solassians:

people not in the dragon age fandom  rn be like

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alwaysstarwars:

Gorgeous portraits by Jerry Vanderstelt

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  • me: *to friend(s) online* i'm gonna go to sleep c ya
  • me: ...
  • me: *reblogs and likes things*
  • me: shit now they're r gonna think im avoiding them when really i just have no self-discipline

Aghhh so sore @__@

Had to drive back down to SC to help my mother move into her new apt, and it was two days straight of just moving shit for hourssss. I’m so sore. Good thing I don’t bruise easily, though I managed to pick up a couple bruises anyway. Hurt my knee a bit, and my sister hurt hers even worse. And on the drive back we got caught in bumper-to-bumper crawling traffic for an hour or two due to a horrific accident where a semi went off the road, crashed through a guardrail, and plunged into the trees. We didn’t get back til 2100. Wheeee.

Man, my cat was happy to see me back tho >_>

storybitsandpieces:

So I picked up the Star Wars - Edge of the Empire Beginner Box, and this is probably my favorite thing about it. I mean, it’s cool and everything, but take a look at that. I’m pretty sure she shot the ‘Standard Roleplaying Game Female Armor’ in the face.

storybitsandpieces:

So I picked up the Star Wars - Edge of the Empire Beginner Box, and this is probably my favorite thing about it. I mean, it’s cool and everything, but take a look at that. I’m pretty sure she shot the ‘Standard Roleplaying Game Female Armor’ in the face.

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